Teacher : It's a crime to lie.

Student : ok... then tell us the questions for tomorrow's exam without lying.

Teacher : why are you giving me an almond daily ?

Tinku    : I don't like it teacher !

Teacher : Then why do you buy them ?

Tinku    : I like the chocolate around it...!    

Customer   : This radio doesn't play all stations, why ?

Shopowner : which station you want ?

Customer   : Police station or radio station !