Ajay  : why did you tie yourself to the chair with ropes ?

Vijay : My son told me that the Earth moves round the Sun. I am afraid of falling down.

Son     : Dad, why do you wear mask inside operation theater ?

Father : so that no one can recognize me if i make a mistake...!

  

Teacher : what will you become when you grow up ?

Bablu    : veterinary doctor

Teacher : why ?

Bablu    : Animals cannot file a case against me...!