Ajay  : why did you tie yourself to the chair with ropes ?

Vijay : My son told me that the Earth moves round the Sun. I am afraid of falling down.

Son     : Dad, why do you wear mask inside operation theater ?

Father : so that no one can recognize me if i make a mistake...!

  

Teacher : what will you become when you grow up ?

Bablu    : veterinary doctor

Teacher : why ?

Bablu    : Animals cannot file a case against me...!

Teacher : It's a crime to lie.

Student : ok... then tell us the questions for tomorrow's exam without lying.

Teacher : why are you giving me an almond daily ?

Tinku    : I don't like it teacher !

Teacher : Then why do you buy them ?

Tinku    : I like the chocolate around it...!    

Customer   : This radio doesn't play all stations, why ?

Shopowner : which station you want ?

Customer   : Police station or radio station !

Father : why don't you come first in anything ?

son      : I come first when the bell rings...!

Ramesh : Doesn't your father scold you when you score zero marks ? How do you manage ?

Suresh  : Simple, I sing national anthem when he comes to hit me. He salutes and stands still, then I escape.

Naveen : The publishing house should not return my articles.. what should I do?

Vinay    : Don't mention 'from' address, that's all.