Father : why don't you come first in anything ?

son      : I come first when the bell rings...!

Ramesh : Doesn't your father scold you when you score zero marks ? How do you manage ?

Suresh  : Simple, I sing national anthem when he comes to hit me. He salutes and stands still, then I escape.

Naveen : The publishing house should not return my articles.. what should I do?

Vinay    : Don't mention 'from' address, that's all.